Movies 
Review: Evil Dead (2013) – He Said
Note: Johnny and Joanna wrote separate reviews for Evil Dead. They posted each review without having seen the other’s. View Joanna’s review. People went nuts when the Evil Dead remake was announced. But the release of the red band trailer quickly shut up most naysayers. That trailer promised a tense, gory-as-hell, CGI-free retelling of everyone’s… Read More ›
Review: Evil Dead (2013) – She Said
WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS. Note: Johnny and Joanna wrote separate reviews for Evil Dead. They posted each review without having seen the other’s. View Johnny’s review. It’s true. Fede Alvarez’s Evil Dead (2013) does not fuck around. A brother/sister duo (David and Mia) and three of their friends head to a cabin in… Read More ›
Review: The Victim (2011)
Michael Biehn makes his directorial debut with The Victim, in which he stars alongside his real-life wife, Jennifer (Wheel Chair girl from the “Teen Line” episode of Saved by the Bell) Blanc and her BFF Danielle (Halloween franchise) Harris. Biehn plays Kyle (Reese?), a reclusive backwoods hermit with a mysterious past. Blanc and Harris are exotic… Read More ›
Review: No Clowning Around (2012)
Bozo. Shakes. Pennywise. Clown Dog. Grimm. Vulgar. The annals of clowndom are filled with psychos, sad sacks, and killers from outer space. Mumbles, the anti-hero of the short No Clowning Around, falls somewhere between Shakes and Vulgar. He drinks hard, curses, dates junkies, pals around with foul mouthed Muppets and generally creates chaos wherever he… Read More ›
Review: Warm Bodies (2013)
Jonathan (All the Boys Love Mandy Lane) Levine’s Warm Bodies is based on a Young Adult novel. Who the hell cares? If you write this flick off as tweeny bopper Twilight fare, you will be missing out on one hell of a movie. This is not a send up. This is not some watered-down zombie… Read More ›